Do you have a big ass forehead?
I sure do, you could land a Boeing 747 on this bad boy
Oops did i "accidentally drink your drink?"💅
Crippling Seltzer Water Addiction?
Okay, so I've got this thing for seltzer water, right? I'm not talking about a casual sip now and then; I mean I go through gallons of the stuff. There's just something so satisfying about the crisp bubbles and the way it kind of tingles on my tongue. It's become my go-to for staying hydrated, and honestly, I think I might be addicted. My fridge is basically a seltzer shrine at this point, with every flavor imaginable stocked and ready to go.